Metal Head

Thursday, August 4, 2005

This is the day I got a metal tooth for keeps.
No, it is not made of gold.

Will the metal detectors at airports always go “beep” now?
Can I still put my head in the microwave oven?
Is the metal magnetic? (Can I get a ring stuck on my cheek, without the painful piercing?)

It feels so smooth to the tongue… irresistibly smooooth. Almost good enough to make me want to get all my teeth capped.

* Filed by Carthik at 8:14 am under Yours Truly

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5 Responses to “Metal Head”

  1. Nikhil
    August 4th, 2005 | 11:26 am

    Anno
    where r u now???

    nikhil

  2. Mireillie
    August 5th, 2005 | 3:40 am

    Hmm.. Actually, i DO think that the metal detectors will “beep”.. I wonder what people do when that happens.. Hmm..

  3. Subhodip
    August 10th, 2005 | 5:17 am

    I don’t think it will. Even if it does, u have a mettalic reason!! Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Subhodip(alias Rahul) from Indiranagar.Bangalore. I see that u are from Bangalore too….!

  4. Jake
    September 4th, 2005 | 1:19 pm

    Kissing must be an incredible delight. Are you male or female? How old are you? And what are your other teeth like? Lots of silver fillings too?? Any missing molars? Nothing sexier than a silver molar crowned! Which tooth is it?!
    C

  5. Carthik
    September 6th, 2005 | 10:05 am

    Male/25 The other teeth are pretty normal, a couple of silver fillings, yes, but nothing besides that. The metal tooth is the penultimate tooth on the lower right… :)

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