This is the day I got a metal tooth for keeps.
No, it is not made of gold.
Will the metal detectors at airports always go “beep” now?
Can I still put my head in the microwave oven?
Is the metal magnetic? (Can I get a ring stuck on my cheek, without the painful piercing?)
It feels so smooth to the tongue… irresistibly smooooth. Almost good enough to make me want to get all my teeth capped.